She so should have been a stripper. Honestly.
Anyway, she's leaving town tomorrow for a little while. But she's been coming here so often, I am sure she'll be back soon. She calls it her mental health weeks. But every time she's here, something terrible happens. I am starting to think it's not a coincidence and she's an omen or something.
OMG SHE'S THE SPAWN OF SATAN! SHE'S A DEMON.
HAHA. I crack myself up.
Anyway...commercial. Me. Check it out. I flip. My hairs, not my me, becuase...ow.