Deirdre Ionúin Gallagher (deirdre_ionuin) wrote,
Deirdre Ionúin Gallagher
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Some guy named Russell just sent me a 360 degree video file. Of his CAR. I don't KNOW anybody named Russell!! And even if I did, I wouldn't want to see his 360 degree video of his PENIS METAPHOR!! Go have your midlife crisis elsewhere, I don't care!

I am afraid. Very afraid. I don't even drive my OWN car, why are random men sending me pictures of theirs!? Do they think I want a Sugar Daddy? No thanks! Unless it's Father Peter I should send him back a 360 degree view of my wastepaper basket or my toilet and say, "This is what I think of your car, dickface, go hump a camel or something." Get it? Camel? Hump?!

I may have had too much trifle...
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