Some guy named Russell just sent me a 360 degree video file. Of his CAR. I don't KNOW anybody named Russell!! And even if I did, I wouldn't want to see his 360 degree video of his PENIS METAPHOR!! Go have your midlife crisis elsewhere, I don't care!
I am afraid. Very afraid. I don't even drive my OWN car, why are random men sending me pictures of theirs!? Do they think I want a Sugar Daddy? No thanks!
I may have had too much trifle...