Friends Only

WILL ALL OF MY BABY DADDIES PLEASE STOP ALMOST DYING!

And don't be smartarses and really die either, or I'll be pissed off and go Metal Pregnant Woman on your arse.

For fuck's sake. I am fat and uncomfortable, DON'T TEMPT ME!

OHMIGOD Sylvia just did the CUTEST THING! Hhahahhahahaa dogs.