November 8th, 2007

Bruised and Blackeyed

Private

Ry.

Back the FUCK up off my girlfriend. OR remember you're NOT a completely pretentious prat anymore, so I can stand to be around you both at the same time. I can put up with vaguely superior Ry. But THIS Ry? Arghfuckoff.

And if your Jocelin hurts my Renee, I will smear his stupid, arsehole, idiotic face all over the pavement. Then I'll make him eat nails, and slowly die while he digests them.

Oooh...

NO, Deirdre, you are not doing that to someone just to see what it does.

haifisavsdgndsibfd.
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WTF

Private AGAIN

Dear Ry.

You are a twat.

Jocelin killed a man. And you were all "OMG IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE JUST MIGHT MAYBE COULD BE A JERK!?!??!?!" And now you forgot that and you're all "I LOVE YOU, JOCELINCUDDLEBUNNYFACE" or at least I think this because of what Renee says.

AND I WISH I COULD TELL YOU! OR ANYONE!! BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN'T!! AND YOUR HEAD MIGHT EXPLODE!

YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! JOCELIN KILLED PEOPLE! BEER KILLS BRAIN CELLS!

....maybe not that last one. Well it's TRUE...

Blargle.
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