August 11th, 2007

Mad Girl

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I HJAVE MAN PROBLEMS!!! MY TOMATO SAUCE WEOULDN'T SQUIRT NO MATTE HOW HARD I SQUEEZED!! I EEVEN BANGED IT ON THE TABLEW!!!

I NEED TOMATI SAUCE VIAGROA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

HI I fdrinked after the shwoe and I still didn't get my tromaro sauce! FUCKIN TOMATSOE! I KEEL YOU< BITHCE!

IK LOEV YOUOUUUUU!

EDIT: PETETR"S NAPE IS POOKEIE!
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Dance the Ghost with Me

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Well, wasn't I drunk?! I cannot believe I asked Tamm if he needed tomato sauce Viagra. Dear me. You have to admit though, I am a rather affectionate drunk. And no one should say anything about the dance I performed in the kitchen, which resulted in me sitting in the sink in my unwashed chip bowl. I knocked over the tomato sauce.

It squirted then! All over my damn curtains.

Hahahahaa life :P
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