December 28th, 2005

Dance the Ghost with Me

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My Mam finally called me to wish me a Merry Christmas and to inquire as to whether or not my gifts arrived. I told her oh so sweetly that I never recieved any gifts. She then realised she forgot to send them. Ah, my mother.

So then she asked what was going on with me. I avoided the part about being a complete looney tunes and told her I was going to be doing a runway show on New Year's Eve. She completely lost it.

So....now she's coming to to show. And I think Renee's mother is coming to the show. I KNOW Renee is coming. My mother is going to meet Renee. And Mrs. Renee's Mom. My mother is a photographer. Hers is a model. At least they'll have something to talk about.

And I thought I couldn't get more nervous. HAH! She'll be here later today. Which probably means early tomorrow morning. Probably at 4 AM.

This is not funny! WHY?

She'd better bring my Christmas Presents. And NOT my half-siblings. If they come, I will either commit siblingcide or Hara Kiri in the backyard. I can just see them taunting me as I walk around up there and I'd fall over. Little Terrors. See how I use my icon where I an annoying two thirds of them. See the hate in their eyes!? They will be my undoing!

And then, my father would show up, and be arrested, and it would be the BEST. TRADGEDY. EVER.

All right, NOW I am overreacting.

Shite, now I have to get my mam a present.

Renee, we're going shopping!
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Just breathe

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So, Renee and I went shopping. It's freezing outside! Anyway, I had NO idea what to get Caitlin (Mam) for Christmas.

I got her a candle.

I suck.

But she's a Free Spirit. She is an Artiste. With an E. And a Beret! Okay, not so much a beret. That's Renee. Okay, not her either. I wish I had a Beret.

So yes, Free Spirit Artiste Caitlin is now one candle richer. At least it's a big candle. Maybe I should have gotten her a candle holder. Or something NOT a candle!

Why is it so hard to buy my own mother a present? Oh yes. Because I hardly know the woman. Oh and guess what!? She's staying HERE. She heard Father moved to the US and she is going to stay here for a few days and make sure I am okay. I DO remember telling her this information when it happened but apparently Free Spirits do not recall important things that Spawn of Free Spirits tell them.

The Universe is just SO funny I could die laughing. Or maybe just die.

And Renee is all excited to meet her since they were supposed to meet before and then my mother didn't come. I was SO SHOCKED! She keeps telling me to calm down. Perhaps she has a point. A very good one.

Or maybe I should just start drinking strawberry champagne cocktails NOW so I am cuntoxed by the time she gets here. Then I'll be relaxed.

I can't believe I just said 'cuntoxed'. Maybe Renee slipped me some alcohol already.

I am going to go watch Robson Green until I fall asleep, or She gets here. Whichever comes first.

At least I stopped holding my breath about such things when I was 7.
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