Wow this kid has no chance of being normal...
ANYONE WANT TO COME OVER?! I promise I won't vomit on you, but I can't go anywhere near the kitchen either, so you'll have to order food, but I'll pay!
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Her name is Sophie and she's so incredibly gorgeous and brilliant. Also, my birthday is tomorrow! I'm going to be 23! So…
Lyrics are getting written for the next Spectre album, wheeee! I get to sing all your faces off! Also someone taught my son to say 'cowabunga dude'…
The park is awesome. Just sayin'. Also Giles keeps coming over to see his kids, which is nice and all but it means I have to see his stupid FACE.…
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Her name is Sophie and she's so incredibly gorgeous and brilliant. Also, my birthday is tomorrow! I'm going to be 23! So…
Lyrics are getting written for the next Spectre album, wheeee! I get to sing all your faces off! Also someone taught my son to say 'cowabunga dude'…
The park is awesome. Just sayin'. Also Giles keeps coming over to see his kids, which is nice and all but it means I have to see his stupid FACE.…