You are a twat.
Jocelin killed a man. And you were all "OMG IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE JUST MIGHT MAYBE COULD BE A JERK!?!??!?!" And now you forgot that and you're all "I LOVE YOU, JOCELINCUDDLEBUNNYFACE" or at least I think this because of what Renee says.
AND I WISH I COULD TELL YOU! OR ANYONE!! BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN'T!! AND YOUR HEAD MIGHT EXPLODE!
YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! JOCELIN KILLED PEOPLE! BEER KILLS BRAIN CELLS!
....maybe not that last one. Well it's TRUE...