pleasedIn other news? My bridesmaid dress is fucking GOLD. And I mean literally and not the figure of speech 'gold'. And Caitlin is getting all this souvenir crap. I DO NOT WANT A BUBBLE BLOWER WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, MAM! And napkins and keyrings and bells and she's having giftbags, though THOSE actually have nice stuff in them. But seriously? I think she thinks she's a queen or something! She's so amusing. Ah well, if she wants to spend her hard earned money on bells with heads on, that's her business, I suppose. I think she invited all of London. No. Really. She's rented out this huge fucking hall and they're going to start decorating it two days beforehand to be able to get everything done in time.
My mother? Insane. But you know what? I kind of love her.
