Deirdre Ionúin Gallagher (deirdre_ionuin) wrote,
Deirdre Ionúin Gallagher
deirdre_ionuin

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EMILIO ISN'T BACK YET and my mam is getting married in a week and some days so she keeps RINGING ME EVERY 5 SECONDS because seriously I'm HER mother now I swear to freaking god. "DEIRDRE, WHAT IF THE CHICKEN GOES OFF, DEIRDRE WHAT IF MY BOOBS FALL OUT OF MY DRESS, DEIRDRE WHAT IF YOU KILL ME BECAUSE I'M REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING AND I NEVER GET TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE IN MY STUPID DRESS THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GIGANTIC WHITE BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH WAY TOO MANY CANDLES!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!!"

Ahem.

I feel better now!

Except not because EMILIO ISN'T BACK YET!

ahiwfhisfsafs.
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