I'm in an internet cafe in YORK! I made Thomas stop because I was so hungry if I didn't eat, I was going to eat HIM and he's all "been there" and I so didn't want to know so he was nice enough to stop. We've been driving since like...5 am. But we were singing songs! Well I was singing. Thomas warbles. But he can DANCE! Just not in the car.
I'm stalling 'cause I don't want to get in the car again and I think 3 waitresses are currently chatting Thomas up. They keep bringing him extra chips HAHAHHAHAH! He told them I was his sister. Freak. Though I was rather pleased when he said that :D THOMAS THINKS OF ME AS A SISTER!
Ahem. Anyway...on to...Somewherenotevil, Scotland.