Something is scratching it's way out..

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Her name is Sophie and she's so incredibly gorgeous and brilliant.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow! I'm going to be 23! So excited! I love my birthdays :D

Lyrics are getting written for the next Spectre album, wheeee! I get to sing all your faces off!

Also someone taught my son to say 'cowabunga dude' and he won't stop saying it now. I feel like I have flashed back to the early ninties.

I am going to go make three cakes now, because I need to BAKE SOMETHING.

The park is awesome. Just sayin'.

Also Giles keeps coming over to see his kids, which is nice and all but it means I have to see his stupid FACE. And be reminded that they fixed all the beautiful work Paula did breaking it into mushy bits.

Fuck his stupid face anyway.

He was a smart boy and didn't contest my annulment though. So we didn't have to go into divorce proceedings.

God, how old do I sound. Fuck. Someone come cheer me up! I've had a marriage that didn't work out and I have twins and I am only 22. I am officially my mother. Except she didn't have twins, she just had me and didn't care so much...

I'm home.

Yell all you want.

Coming home tonight! This tour has been AWESOME! Touring with babies makes it harder to travel around and take dorky photos though! It's all good, my babies are awesome! They'll be so glad to be home though, they're getting cranky with the constant moving around.

HOME HOME HOME!

This message is coming to you from the lap of Malachy Flynn.

Everything is going to be just fine.

:)

Wedding is still on for the 19th (STFU, Jude) and I have so much to do.

If I scream at you or burst into tears and end up in a pile on the floor, know I love you. Just. Wedding. Big. Plans. FUCK.

IT IS ALMOST MY 22nd BIRTHDAY! And since my best friend isn't here because he's a JERKY LOSERFACE I have to change my plans which included bugging him all day long to take me to a burlesque club so I could see his :O face.

So.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO BLACKPOOL FOR THE WEEKEND AROUND THE 29th?! Come on, it'll be awesome and tacky and just what we allllll need :D I'll play for everything! Including childcare! Though there's amusement parks galore for the kids.

COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO, BITCHES!

Okay that's it. No more brooding. I want to get DRUNK and I want people to come WITH ME. Giles has the twins tonight so we can mix it up.

WHO WANTS TO GET DRUNK WITH ME! I WILL BE A PIRATE AND PROBABLY PUT MY BOOBS IN YOUR FACE!

:D!

Sorry Giles has been staying with me since Dublin, housemates. I just...I need him here.

We've been looking for a house to move into after the wedding but everything seems so empty.

I miss my best friend. I don't even KNOW what to say to the fans. Or to Spectre or Quinn or Thomas.

Or to Flynn.