I should just let them be together and Melissa can be with...whoever the hell. Duncun or any number of thousands of people that want her and I can just be me. I'm better just being me anyway.
Let's face it, 'I'm a demon, Liss' probably wasn't a great pickup line. Not that it was SUPPOSED to be, but if she ever actually felt anything, somehow I doubt it survived THAT. BUT SHE DID ASK!
Renee would rip my innards out. And then they'd just heal up and she'd feel bad AND still have to face me..that's no good.
I GIVE UP!
Except I don't.