Jude!! Okay so people know we're friends, right, from reading your journal or my journal or something and there's fanfic! Fanfic where I have an evil manager (Spectre?!) and so do you and we bond and then I try to draw you away from the harsh modelling world and we run off to like...Lima together or something but my manager tracks us down and tells me I'll never perform another big gig again. Oh no, I'm stuck with the small time from then on, so you LEAVE me because I am not glamourous anymore, and the last chapter was me singing songs about you in a bar in Peru.
And this scared the...well I would say piss out of me but...just watch it.